I came by this video on YouTube. Below the video is the narrator transcript.
Marketing Concepts
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! – That’s Direct Marketing
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: He’s very rich. Marry him. – That’s Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me. – That’s Telemarketing
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me? – That’s Public Relations
5. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me? – That’s Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – That’s Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband. – That’s demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: I’m rich. Will you marry me? And she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: I’m rich, Marry me! Your wife arrives. – That’s restriction for entering new markets
